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JS-S00020

[replace.cpp]神秘no meaningCPP
#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
    ;;;
}
/*
It's of no meaning, just to fulfill the code.

JS-S00047

[employ.cpp]十年前的仇难道不报了吗？CPP
#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
    freopen("employ.in","r",stdin);
    freopen("employ.out","w",stdout);
    cout<<114514<<endl;
    return 0;
}
//shi nian qian de chou nan dao bu bao le me?

JS-S00050

[club.cpp]感谢这三年来属于你的戏份CPP
/*
17:45 死了，T1 T2 T3 T4 都不会做。。。懒得打暴搜了，估计也是最后一场考试了，随便写点吧，巧了可能能得到几分。。。

感谢陪伴我度过初中快乐的三年的所有人，陪我一起学 OI 的所有同学，以及每一位帮助过我的人。

我太菜了，什么都不会，不过感谢zy最后一天的鼓励。

实在不知道该写什么了，就这样吧。

哦哦，I love you!

名字一个代码放一个字母吧，缀在最后。
*/
/*z*/

JS-S00060

[replace.cpp]没骂人，求放过CPP
// O(q*B^2 + q*(S/2*B ... meimaren)) 

// ccf qiufangguo

// dayangli ruocheng shenme yangzi le aaaaaa....

// ??? weishenme guandiao fsanitize 3s -> 0.5s ?

JS-S00071

[replace.cpp]如你所愿 （我承认说话有点大声了）CPP
* os:希望数据也能这么水
[employ.cpp]947这一块CPP
const int IMPORTANT_NUMBER = 947

JS-S00074

[employ.cpp]不嘻嘻CPP
#include <bits/stdc++.h>
using namespace std;

int main(){
    freopen("employ.in","r",stdin);
    freopen("employ.out","w",stdout);
    //bie xiao wo wo shi zai bu hui le!!!
}

JS-S00103

[replace.cpp]考场追忆大蛇 你怎么知道我两抽出银灰了CPP
/*
CSP游记
2025年10月31日
    第二天要去南外考场参加CSP-S第二轮，学校为了准备同考今天不布置作业，晚自习在教室里，去机房练习。
    这还是我这一学期第一次去机房。。。步入高三之后就没有去过了。
    generals好玩
2025年11月1日
    今天不用上课，这两周起得最晚的一次。到学校的时候已经没有人了，学校大道上一个人都没有；
    中午吃饭的时候正好12点，明日方舟更新了。没有抽出银灰，不过有初雪
    13:55
    考场里有一个人敲击键盘的声音特别大。。。。。
    14:05
    这个中文输入法真难用。。。
    一年没写代码了，这几天临时突击了一下，还是没有恢复到去年的水平。
    试机的时间就写了快速幂和线段树，不知道能不能用的上；
    14:23
    试机时间好长，写了一个lca
    18:17
    拼尽全力无法战胜，第二题最后还是没写出来，
    一共做了不到200题，高中2年，在学校学信息竞赛，还没摸鱼时间多。。最终只做出第一题，第二题的k=0，第四题的暴力。。。；
    不过我不后悔摸鱼的时间，也正是这些时间让我在高二找到了梦想中的专业；
    快结束了，学校的同学们也都放假了，除了几个班级强制自愿留在学校的。。。
    想想我来竞赛是干什么的，是来陪跑的？还是给CCF捐款560的？
    在过210天就要高考了。结束这一次南京之行，又要回到高中学校生活了，有点绝望。
    这样的日子里，即使知道为什么而活，也很难忍受这中生活
    还有5分钟就结束了
    再见，信息竞赛
*/

JS-S00127

[club.cpp]freopen(分头行动版)CPP
freopen("club.in","r",stdin);
………………
for (int i=0;i<3;i++){
    cout<<s[i]<<endl;
}
freopen("club.out","w",stdout);

JS-S00160

[replace.cpp]疑似仙家对话CPP
/*
Why are there still millions of mountains out of millions of mountains?
Whose light boat lost its way?
The thing I see, is a dream from start to the end.
I am very foolish that I believe it is a truth.
Let's see the people, the people that seems always happy,
Who had a true smile when they turn around?
Practise day and night, hope to get a good score,
I even dreamed to get a full mark at CSP-S!
But it's a dream, they are all dreams.
So Is the pain I am feeling now a dream?
God, please tell me it's a dream too!
After I get up, I will be a child that full of hopeness and energy again!
Please, please.
But it doesn't happen.
okay, I know that.
It is NOT A DREAM.
But I don't like it!
I have said that I will show my success to them, they laughed to me,they hated me!
But have I do anything wrong?
Why am I be hated?
Why am i be LAUGHED??
I am just, just fighting for my dream, I am just a person that hope to use my skill enstrong my motherland!
What, what had I do.
Some years ago, they called me "the man with many talents", they fighted to be closer to me.
But I am a foolish man now.
After they hurt me, at the age of eleven.
I can't do any thing.
I am a foolish man.
I even can't tell them I am not bad as they think.
But I can't get over 100 points now.
So, laughed at me!
I am so foolish.
I don't have the talent to be a OIer.
I am so foolish that spend years in OI;
I should regret.
Yes.
It's not a brave choose, but I choose it, but I am a foolish man.
It's time to get up.
*/

JS-S00166

[除了club.cpp]素质在线CPP
/*
Fuck!
I have no way but to output zero...
Wasting time...
F............CCF
So, that's all.
I'm in 9th Grade now.
See you later...
LATER...
or NEVER
*/

/*
Fuck!
Good for small data, but shit-like for big data!!!
How can it be like this...(*n)VER...
*/


/*Fuck!
My logic is well, but the results are just like poos!!!
How can it be wrong......(*n)
*/

JS-S00171

[club.cpp]撞大运了CPP
   freopen("road.in","r",stdin);
   freopen("road.out","w",stdout);

JS-S00203

[club.cpp]年年考年年错CPP
//    freopen("club.in","r",stdin);
//    freopen("club.out","w",stdout);

JS-S00206

[club.cpp]Clannad老师晚上好 你怎么知道我2+1遐蝶了CPP
//要开longlong，多测要清空
//想上电视qwq
//也许从今天后我就要告别OI了
//whk才是最终的出路
//luogu:__Clannad__
//祝伊蕾娜9天前生日快乐

JS-S00213

[club.cpp]天梯大蛇
画面过于暴力就不放了，大概就是写一行代码加一个tab,总共119行

JS-S00227 / JS-S00233

[replace.cpp]rp++CPP
//This question is too hard.
//I love CCF.
//Please give me some points.
//Please!!!
//rp++

cout<<"rp++"<<endl;
cout<<"rp++"<<endl;
cout<<"rp++"<<endl;
cout<<"rp++"<<endl;
cout<<"rp++"<<endl;
cout<<"rp++"<<endl;
cout<<"rp++"<<endl;
cout<<"rp++"<<endl;
省略inf行

JS-S00278

[road.cpp]manba outCPP
/*
    two years' OI equals zero
    what a hard thing I can say
    just two minutes left
    ans a person staying in the same position

    */

JS-S00284

[employ.cpp]你被骗了CPP
//        f   r   e   o   p   e   n   (   "   c   l   u   b   .   i   n   "   ,   "   r   "   ,   s   t   d   i   n   )   ;
//        f   r   e   o   p   e   n   (   "   c   l   u   b   .   o   u   t   "   ,   "   w   "   ,   s   t   d   o   u   t   )   ;

JS-S01840

[club.cpp]漏网之鱼（应考生要求后加上去）CPP
//Maybe it is my final CSP(I will AFO later),can I go to Winter Camp?
//Whatever the result is,I believe I will not houhui(XDDD).
//keep dreaming
//remain loving
//Wish all of us who enjoy OI good luck!
//Can mi-huo-xing-wei-da-shang see me???
//qwq
//thanks

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